Guyabeetus - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_ofc A digital illustration of Brad

A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982

A cartoon nutcracker in a red military uniform with gold shoulder trim

Distressed white stencil-style text reads "MAKES" above "CAMBODIA" above "LOOK LIKE" above "KANSAS

Bold white block text reads "YOU BEEN SMOOCHIN' WITH" above "EVERYBODY

Bold white uppercase sans-serif text stacked left-aligned across three lines reads "DEATH BEFORE DISCO" in blocky letterforms with squared-off edges

Guyabeetus - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_ofc A digital illustration of BradFlavortown's last stop is a Liberty Medical commercial, and everybody at the buffet already knows it. Guyabeetus is less a parody and more a diagnosis you can read from across the parking lot. The Details: Posterized photographic portrait depicts a Wilford Brimley and Guy Fieri mashup figure with spiky bleached hair, sunglasses, a thick mustache, and a black bowling shirt with red and yellow flame graphics. Bold white uppercase sans serif text across