John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Heather Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume

Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend

Features a retail fit and side-seamed construction for a premium feel

Bold white block text reads "YOU BEEN SMOOCHIN' WITH" above "EVERYBODY

and smaller white serif text reads "LOS ANGELES

Johnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence

John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Heather Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft AirlumeRetiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle. Bennett showing up in chainmail really complicates the small business loan. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder, flanked by green pine trees. A gray crosscut saw banner with brown handles displays dark block serif text