Science is Magic That's Real - Unisex Tank Top dorchester Arched distressed black serif text

Arched distressed black serif text reads "SPRINGFIELD" above smaller text reading "Estd" and "1893" flanking a red-orange cartoon pony mascot with black outlines

Spicoli's television repair philosophy involves showing up two hours late

Plausible deniability has never had better typography

White uppercase text arcs around the top reading "I SURVIVED JUDGMENT DAY" with "8-29-97" centered at the bottom

Beyer put his whole government name on a roller rink flyer like he was signing a treaty with God

Science is Magic That's Real - Unisex Tank Top dorchester Arched distressed black serif textWizards endorsing empirical rationalism is the career equivalent of a horse promoting the automobile. Dude's conjuring sparkles right next to the words that make him unemployable, and he looks thrilled about it. The Details: Bold white block text reads "SCIENCE" and "IS" flanking a cartoon wizard in a blue pointed hat and robe, with a long white beard, holding a swirling atom symbol surrounded by multicolored stars. Large gradient teal to light blue