Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Unisex Sweatshirt spaceballs1 " Small white sans-serif text

" Small white sans-serif text at the bottom reads "RIDGEMONT

Booger would be proud you kept the crest looking official

A small white scissor-hand silhouette sits at the bottom

followed by italic script reading "Commodities Brokers

Slapping Snake Plissken's scowl where the heart should be is the most honest tourism campaign Manhattan never deserved

Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Unisex Sweatshirt spaceballs1 " Small white sans-serif textRickrolling usually requires a fake link and plausible deniability, but wearing the checklist version in broad daylight is a power move. Bureaucratic formatting is the only thing that could make getting pranked by a stranger's torso feel legally binding. The Details: Bold white text reads "THINGS RICK ASTLEY WILL NEVER DO:" across the top. A white halftone portrait of Rick Astley with voluminous 1980s hair sits beside a checklist of unchecked items: