The North Swole - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy shirtless Santa Claus with arms

shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose

Repping Lo Pan's import/export front is the ultimate loyalty test

Walt Kowalski's neighborhood watch program involves an M1 Garand and zero tolerance for foot traffic past the property line

Distressed white brush-stroke text reads "IF HE GETS UP

Gray and white block text below reads "GREYHOUNDS

The North Swole - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy shirtless Santa Claus with armsSanta skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th. Eleven months of bulk season, one night of cardio. The Details: Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic book style illustration of a muscular, shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose. Santa wears a red hat with white trim and red pants cinched by a black belt with a golden buckle.