All Fun & Games Until Someone Loses a Wiener - Unisex Hoodie Color:Dark Chocolate Earning Employee of the Month

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All Fun & Games Until Someone Loses a Wiener - Unisex Hoodie Color:Dark Chocolate Earning Employee of the MonthLosing a hot dog to the campfire is the only tragedy where everyone watches in silence and nobody calls 911. Putting the word "wiener" on your chest with plausible deniability is fourth grade diplomacy at its finest. The Details: White cursive text reads "All Fun + Games" above a cartoon illustration of a flaming hot dog on a forked roasting stick, with yellow and red flames and small yellow sparks scattered around it. White cursive text below reads