Safety Third Fire - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Bold outlined green lettering reads

Bold outlined green lettering reads "SHOWBOAT" above green cursive script reading "Fine Food

A vintage hand-drawn illustration depicts a rectangular pool on a golden-yellow deck

Smaller distressed blue text at the bottom reads "ALTON

Weathered white ornate text reads "PIRATE" with "JUST ADD RUM" beneath in slab-serif lettering

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Safety Third Fire - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Bold outlined green lettering readsRanking safety third implies two higher priorities, and based on that kid's face, they're arson and vibes. Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover. The Details: Golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top. Below, a vintage illustration depicts a grinning child holding a lit sparkler bursting with bright sparks, while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames, all