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Craig's two-word dismissal became the most efficient eviction notice in conversational history

The old defunct video store

and it operated off a two-lane road in Camden

Building a spaceship from a garbage can and a Tilt-a-Whirl seat takes exactly the kind of confidence only suburban kids with zero engineering credentials possess

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