Capital Roller Rink - Harrisburg, PA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L " Red block letters on

" Red block letters on a yellow marquee below read "GREASY PORK SANDWICHES

Reducing a self-crowned emperor to three words on a book report is the most San Dimas thing imaginable

" White cursive at the bottom reads "Two shots to wake up bats

Design inspired by Jackie Chiles from Seinfeld

Calling it "just add" implies the rest of the ingredients were already there

Capital Roller Rink - Harrisburg, PA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L " Red block letters onHarrisburg put its state capitol dome on a roller rink matchbook and called it Pennsylvania's Finest, which is the most sincere thing any city has ever done. Somewhere that building is a mattress warehouse now, and the matchbook is worth more than the inventory. The Details: Bold cream block letters read "CAPITAL" above "ROLLER RINK" within a distressed red and cream trapezoid border, with a halftone Pennsylvania State Capitol dome illustration