Hattori Hanzo Samurai Swordsmith - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt holyoke A digital illustration of George

A digital illustration of George Washington in a red and blue colonial military uniform with gold epaulettes holds a frothy pint glass of beer

or basic situational awareness to decide he already hates you

It proves the most dangerous part of the Outer Rim is the beverage policy

Matching khakis and department store pastels only make the whole thing more aggressively sincere

Inspired by Stir Crazy

Hattori Hanzo Samurai Swordsmith - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt holyoke A digital illustration of GeorgeConvincing a retired master to break a blood oath requires the right sales pitch, and nothing moves product like a really personal rat problem. Okinawa's finest craftsman only accepts customers with a list. Inspired by Kill Bill. The Details: Large golden yellow brushstroke kanji spans the center behind distressed white serif text reading "HATTORI HANZO" above "SAMURAI SWORDSMITH." A horizontal katana illustration in white and gold separates the upper