Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Tank Top rt_a Curved distressed white block text

Curved distressed white block text below reads "IF I'M REAL

2" diameter

Cambodia was apparently just the tutorial level before something with mandibles showed up

and glowing yellow eyes rendered in a vintage gothic badge style

Inspired by Stripes

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Tank Top rt_a Curved distressed white block textJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading