As If ...still not buying it. Cotton Canvas Tote Bag. Tin Candles so you don’t have to

so you don’t have to

Rose Latte

and 1 charcuterie board

Anyone who enjoys a scent with more depth than a lowercase brand launch

Care: Wipe clean with the tears of your defeated rivals

As If ...still not buying it. Cotton Canvas Tote Bag. Tin Candles so you don’t have toThis is not your average tote and certainly not your average buyer. The As If. tote is for those who see the headlines, clock the rebrand, and exit the chat. Its the silent statement piece that lets everyone know youve read between the lines and youre not here for the limited edition raspberry distraction. Take it to the farmers market, the pilates studio, or wherever soft launches go to die. Sling it over your shoulder while you do less beautifully.