Apron - WHORE HOME FEATURED1 1 concealed zipper pocket

1 concealed zipper pocket

50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Hoodie - Printed in the USA

May as well be one in style with our new flask set

Hold all your bathroom shit and/or drugs while on the road

You're too poor to have any real bags and so you wear tote bags as a fashion piece to accent your quirky personality as you buy yak's milk at Trader Joe's

Apron - WHORE HOME FEATURED1 1 concealed zipper pocketYour cooking sucks anyways so give everyone something else to talk about our hilarious apron! It is water resistant and oil resistant with adjustable neck strap and long waist straps for chefs of all sizes! One size fits all unless you're the size of a Ford F 150! Care Instructions: Hand wash or machine wash dry as you normally would.