Piss Hard, Shit Fast, Live Forever Mug Caution: drinking from this mug

Caution: drinking from this mug may lead to laughter

proudly declaring your role as a dedicated cat slut

Introducing the "Show Me Some Ass With Some Stretch Marks" Hoodie – because why hide behind perfection when you can flaunt the beauty of real life with humor and style

let this hoodie be your playful way of keeping others guessing about the kind of thirst you're referring to

announces to the world that your day hasn't just begun - it's commenced with an overture of sorrow and a dollop of wit

Piss Hard, Shit Fast, Live Forever Mug Caution: drinking from this mugThis cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea. Ceramic 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3. 85" (9. 8 cm), diameter 3. 35" (8. 5 cm) Glossy finish NOT dishwasher or microwave safe Hand wash only