Cosmic Dating Blues T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Because Finding Love in Infinite Space Still Has Finite Possibilities) paradox humor wear Machine washable (alien-proof ink)

Machine washable (alien-proof ink)

Breaking it down elementally (like a space kickflip):

The design showcases a classic night-vision green aesthetic with a throwback skater carving in timeless style

creating a pun that works on multiple levels of nerd culture

Double skull bowl design

Cosmic Dating Blues T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Because Finding Love in Infinite Space Still Has Finite Possibilities) paradox humor wear Machine washable (alien-proof ink)Ever swiped right on yourself from an alternate timeline? Our latest design captures that uniquely modern space age problem of trying to find love when your dating pool includes parallel universes. Featuring our lonely astronaut contemplating the ultimate long distance relationship dilemma, this shirt is for anyone who's ever wondered if their soulmate might technically be themselves (just from Earth 2). Quick Stats: Premium cotton (softer than