Eat a Jar of Dicks Candy Top 300 He picked this because he

He picked this because he understands that targeted stimulation done well beats complicated toys that miss the mark

not just conversation prompts

There is something about the weight and presence of something this realistic that she is going to feel immediately

It contains hyaluronic acid

Keep it in your nightstand

Eat a Jar of Dicks Candy Top 300 He picked this because heThis is exactly what it sounds like: a jar packed with miniature, multi colored hard candy penises. The name is the joke, the candy is real, and together they make for a gag gift that actually delivers on both counts. The flavors are sweet, the shapes are unmistakable, and the whole thing is ready to hand over without any wrapping required. It works because it commits to the bit without trying too hard. The jar is self explanatory, the candy is