The Personal Record | Red Ball Hammock® 9 Inch Athletic Shorts bfcm_v2backup The legendary Paul Bunyan wore

The legendary Paul Bunyan wore these red and black checkered pants to a holiday party and looked so festive that he moved Santa Claus himself to tears

or leave a little to the imagination with a higher neckline

All the women gawked as he ordered whiskey on the rocks

Taking your top off to pee is a small price to pay when it comes to enjoying holiday beverages with extreme holiday style

Suit up in the matching pants and get yourself some fresh ice

The Personal Record | Red Ball Hammock® 9 Inch Athletic Shorts bfcm_v2backup The legendary Paul Bunyan woreSet a new personal record for yourself while wearing these red athletic shorts. I just set a PR for the amount of string cheese I can consume in a 24 hour period. It's 14 sticks, in case you were wondering.