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The very thought of a disembodied turkey neck and various internal bird parts mushed into a biohazard bag and STUFFED BACK INSIDE ITS OWN BODY CAVITY juuuuuust in case somebody wants to drag it back out and make some organ sauce for their annual turkey bender is enough to make this meat lover go heavy on the veggies this year

There’s nothing more wholesome than lying down in the grass and looking for shapes in the clouds

The flattering cut of this one piece swimsuit shows off your hottest feature: Your patriotism

but I digress

It gracefully changes the subject when the in-laws ask about children

The Super Shroom | Neon Mushrooms Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear algoliaCollectionLimitChristmas The very thought of aShower Thought #59: I wonder if theyre called magic mushrooms because eating them is the only way to make watching a magician entertaining.