The Johnny Adams | Men's American Flag Stretch Hawaiian Shirt 3 Pack As the wise Ricky Bobby

As the wise Ricky Bobby once said

4) getting "Island in the Sun" stuck in your head

Kills for fun

Legend has it that ole’ Georgie was so "shooketh" by the winning shade of the promiscuous primary color that he needed some matching undergarments for his own pleasure

how to describe how you'll look in these murdered out solid black men's pants

The Johnny Adams | Men's American Flag Stretch Hawaiian Shirt 3 Pack As the wise Ricky BobbyIntroducing The Johnny Adams, our most functional American flag shirt to date. We spent hours in a lab setting while creating this American flag Hawaiian shirt. Of those hours, zero of them were dedicated to actual research and development. We started snooping around the lab, found a metric ton of 99% isopropyl alcohol and had a pretty weird time. In retrospect, I don't think isopropyl alcohol is meant to be consumed, but hey, we're just some kids